Of course I can hogcuff myself! You keep asking this question, but I can do it quite easily and fast now. Escaping is still hard, even with the key, so I have to wait until someone comes along to rescue me. Especially in this case, because I hogcuffed myself on the sofa after I put the keys on the floor (yes I did). That was a very stupid mistake, and it would have been very painful to get to those keys if Sir had not been around to save me from my silly self bondage predicaments!