If I Can’t Wear My Cowgirl Boots
” Well, ain’t this a wild rodeo, y’all? Here I am, little ol’ me, Alice Jane Marion, in my red, white, and blue plaid shirt huggin’ my curves just right, them denim shorts ridin’ high on my pantyhose-d thighs, and my trusty brown cowboy boots planted firm as a buckin’ bronco. That broad shouldered varmint’s […]